I write a text post
I publish the text post
I sit on the toilet- wait
Space the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.
I KNEW IT. THIS IS NOW MY FAVORITE POST.
If you don’t think this was the most adorable thing to ever happen, you’re wrong.
to everyone who thought that he was a huge asshole
He only gets pissed at people who should know better - he’s not the damn incredible hulk he’s actually a huge sweetie
^^^ THANK ^^^
He’s usually nice to people in Master Chef. He’s only rude in Hells Kitchen which is mostly for the views and well it’s his restaurant people are fucking up.
some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up
911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY TO ARREST HIM FOR TRYING TO SOLICITEA ND PAY FOR SEX
I’VE DONE A GOOD