believed:

man razors always seem to be better built than lady shavers

why am i expected to remove all hair from nose to toe with a rusty knife glued onto a cheap pink plastic stick on an almost daily basis

if it is insisted that i be as hairless as a sphynx with alopecia swimming in a vat of radioactive nair i should at least be given razors that can sustain a single session of chopping down the dense and beautiful forestry that covers my upside-down canada for fuck’s sake

allmymetaphors:

my dad told me that i’m not allowed to wear tank tops around the house because they make me look like a whore so I put on a floor length skirt and a sweater and I wrapped a scarf around my head and I put on gloves (so now none of my skin is showing except my face) and then i came back out and he’s really really angry but he doesn’t know how to phrase his anger he’s just sitting here fuming and I’m glaring at him I think I won this round 

primadonnas:

SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY I’M ONLY 15” THEN HE WAS LIKE “NAH MAN I’M JUST FUCKIN WITH U I’M UR BROTHER’S FRIEND HE’S IN THE SHOWER I’M JUST WAITIN FOR HIM”

(Source: stylestagram)

too-many-idiots:

(Source: sorrytobehonest)